Search Me (Plus it's almost my birthday. Woo!)

Tomorrow is my 30th birthday. People keep asking me, "How do you feel about that?" but seem disappointed when I nonchalantly tell them I think it's kind of awesome. Should I be having a crisis of some kind? Meh. Ain't nobody got time for that.

So instead of waxing nostalgic about my lost 20's or throwing myself a pity party because I AM SO OLD or whatever it is I'm supposed to do on my last day of being 29, I'm just going to request "happy birthday" comments and move on.

Also, since the above paragraphs hardly constitute a bloggable post, I give you Recent Search Terms That Have Brought People To My Blog. Is for fun!

betydlig and hugad and Ikea vivan curtains  Well obviously. Because you can't find info on those anywhere else. (Ahem.)

horchata cake This creation was apparently my gift to the internet.

hazelnut mousse dessert  As was this.

heat miser  Oh man. I'd almost forgotten about that. I was way more entertained by Baby Mila than maybe I should have been.

running outfit  Ha! Haha! HAHAHAHAHA! No.

baby coming out of a vagina  Pretty sure you're not gonna find that here, bud. I mean, I've written birth stories and all, but would never in a million billion years use that phrasing (except to quote you) and certainly wouldn't post accompanying pictures. YOU'RE WELCOME, by the way.

hottie by fireplace  I assume that search brings you to this post. Although now it may refer you to this one. Because of this:

Again...YOU'RE WELCOME.