Jibber Jabber, ep. 9

Mila is, as always, hilarious (and a little creepy sometimes), but Margot is definitely stepping up her game these days. Por ejemplo...

After David made them a strawberry banana smoothie:
Mila: "It's pink."
David: "Yup."
Mila: "Pink like skin."
David: ...

Running into the living room every night after her bath:
Margot: "Nakie buns Nahgo!"

Telling me about her doll:
Mila: "My baby was born in Be-ethlehem, just like Baby Jesus. It's right next to sugar flum berry land. In my room."

Counting:
Margot: "One two fee, Heavy Fadder in a box, Dada, beebo, heawt." 

Dancing with her arms spread wide and her head tipped back:
Mila: "Shake it! Shake it! Shake it like a piggy bank! My mouth is the part where you put the money in, see?"

First thing in the morning:
Margot: "What we do today mama?"
Me: "I don't know. What do you want to do?" 
Margot: "Um...a libee (library) and a dancing pawty!"

Practicing writing her letters:
Mila: "K-I-L stands for baby."
Me and David: ...

Hitting me in the face:
Me: "Hey! No! Don't hit me! Be soft to Mama!"
Margot: gently grabs my boob "Sofff. Sofff."
Me: ...

Talking to each other in the back seat of my car:
Margot: "Ah done honey!"
Mila: "I'm Mila."
Margot: "Ah done honey!"
Mila: "I'm MILA!"
Margot: "Ah done honey!"
Mila: "I'm not honey! You can't eat me cause I'm a Mila!"
Margot: "Iss okay honey."
Mila: ...

It's constant slapstick comedy over here. I never know who's supposed to be the straight man, but I'm sure enjoying it.