Some of my favorites of her frequent mispronunciations:
teesh = teeth
breftiss = breakfast
oreport = airport
plano = piano
And a handful of goofy things she's said lately:
Making up a song...
"Ci'mon roll cake is fun ta eat, fun ta eat, fun ta eat, fun ta eat, fun ta eat. Eat a big bite, yum yum. Eat a little bite, yum yum. Eat it all up, yum yum yuuuuuum!"
As I was changing her diaper...
Me: Wow girl. You win the prize for the most poop in a single diaper.
Mila: We don't eat our poops.
Me: No. We really really don't.
Mila: We don't touch our poops.
Me: Nope. We don't do that either.
Mila: Poops are yucky yuck.
Me: Yes they are.
As I was tickling and throwing her around...
"Be careful, Mama! Don't squeeze me out the juice!"
Out of nowhere...
Mila: My gums are uhMAYzing. (She actually did jazz hands while saying amazing.)
Mila: I said my gums are uhMAYzing! (Repeat jazz hands.)